Moving to the suburbs didn't work out as

Moving to the suburbs didn't work out as well as they had planned. The dog walking mafia had their sights set on

had the run of the place. On Sundays the neighborhood cats would picnic there, eating roast rat while the poor dogs

watched in disgust. You see, the dogs were intent on improving their image, and eating rats was just

down right rude i mean dont rats have rabies

Yes. And you are now infected with rabies.

FAKEOUT! That's so raven.

It was a tremendous coup, this twist that sent everyone scurrying, caught everyone off-guard. As though Walt Disney

had once again made hippos dance and teapots talk. In situations like this, the best thing to do is

click my heels and say "supercalifragilisticexpealidocious" and get the hell out.