Didn't know you had one. You should have

Didn't know you had one. You should have put it back. You have the warmth of a ketchup bottle at Denny's. Well go ahead and try. Just try. I'd like to see you give this

a squeeze and see what Mr. Whipple does. I bet you're too afraid to try. You always were and you always will

be a coward. Just like your mother always said. Did you really think that you could escape the cycle of soul-sucking despair that was your childhood? You continued it through

your own children in every way that you remembered. At each turn undermining them with your own convenient inconveniences. Any request was manipulated into a timely punishment

of forcing the two children onto the ground forming a Ray, placing 12 kindergarten-sized numerals around them with video camera above, and then saying, "Time for Timer!". Daycare

was finer when kids were a timer, as Momma Celeste used to say.

Victor couldn't help but wonder why there was a polar bear in this desert. He thought it possible that the mad scientist had developed this mutant in the lab, but why then, did he

make the plastic Icebergs sticking out of the sand. Why did mad scientists always have to go MAD. Now I would never get a proper sun tan the bergs reflected the sun in strange

rs eyes as they watched the scene. Of course, in my delusional state I was already sun burned 3 times over. Yet i saw nothing but pasty whiteness. I kept my watch on the penguins.