They discovered a new species in Australia.

They discovered a new species in Australia. Guess what it is? Hint: It ain't fluffy. Meet the Kimberley Death Adder, with a highly toxic venom killing humans in hours. My Uncle Rus

Zygimantas wanted to study, but he couldn't

to a leather hat and pulled out a card. The guru stared at it, uncertain, brow furrowed. Their gaze catches mine, and we are silent. 'Card tricks,' the guru states simply at last.

The Guru could tell that the audience was not following him or interested in his magic. He turned to his left, reached into another hat and pulled out a white

business card. "If anyone is interested, please call me." Nobody came forward, and the Guru left dejected. But a few days later, Isaac Perrin sent a message by unusual means. The G

Guru was beseeched to shepherd Perrin's goth daughter towards a more tranquil existence. So he crashed a Batcave dance where she cavorted, and urged all to meditate on consonance.

"Behold the Batman, bow before Batman, believe in Batman!" chanted everyone in the dank cave. Guru and Perrin's goth daughter held hands as they prepared for the ceremony to

Annoint her Empress of The Universe. Batman and Robin stood and watched the sacred wine be poured for everyone as a blood sacrifice in the name of The Universe. Spectators were

were systematically killed in honor of the empress. Batman and Robin gave up, deciding to find an easier evil to fight that afternoon, but not before retiring to a delicious lunch.