Have you seen the robot built by the chinese

Have you seen the robot built by the chinese named Yang Yang who's the spitting image of Sarah Palin? I've got my own conspiracy theory on this.

I can't think too much about this, Sarah had been compromised by some major man-robot. He is making her do it.

He's making her do the Macarena, to be precise--over and over again. My pillow is wet every night with my tears of frustration. Sarah's obsession with the man-robot is ruining our

baking time. Macarena dancing made me violently ill. And no one wants vomit flavored cakes. I had to off the man-robot for Sarah's sake and mine. I pull out my

Weiner King, the new fast food place. I ordered the extra thick Sicilian with a side of mayonnaise for dipping. Life was going to be ok. It was a fun challenge fitting the dog in

-to my shorts, but I was able to fool everyone at Weiner King that I was just having some bowel problems (which I had inherited from my grandma) and they were too embarrassed to

stare at the wide open fly of my boxers. Next I knew, I was handed a sceptre & a crown was placed on my head. "Long live the new ruler of Weiner King!" the workers chanted in awe.

I even got my picture put on the "King of the Month" corkboard in the breakroom which is hung on the east wall next to the broken RC Cola vending machine.

Harald The Pius noticed it and annointed me his official cartographer, despite my miniscule writing and poor spelling of Middle Earth place names. Frodo forgave me!