Let's talk about something important. Head

Let's talk about something important. Head light flashing. Think of all the things that come to mind when someone flashes their headlights at you & I mean the real deal, not a euph

oric dream of headlight flashing. I think a) I've left the baby on the roof. b) the car's going to explode. c) I can't believe a BMW driver has just let me out in front. d)

I'm a lighthouse & don't realize it, e) I'm trapped in a coal mine, f) I'm drunk & wearing a Christmas tree on my head, g) my headlights flash whenever I think about

can produce localized time anomalies in the subspace continuum, which may result in l) spontaneous The Next Generation episodes materializing in which m) Wesley Crusher, Teenage

Loser Bi-Curious Goat Boy, either n) tries to seduce his own mother in a holo-deck version of a Klingong Oedipus Rex legend or o) Jordy LaForge engaging in a very muscular type

Of infotainment. Where is Ross Perot when we need him? Opportunities to make money off the uninformed and docile public are ubiquitous. That much hasn't changed at all in 25 years!

In 2525 it will be different. All of humanity will be living in one bio-dome city in orbit around Titan. R055 P3R0T was running for Ward 222 Robot and was giving free lube jobs for

every large donation of Saturnine bucks to the cause. His campaign slogan was "Make the Milky Way Great Again!" His robot wife and kids despised his ambitions.

After running rings around everyone's sense of logic and decency, he managed to confuse the voters into electing him. Having realized all his dreams, he floated gently into space.