Kate sat with her boyfriend, about to meet

Kate sat with her boyfriend, about to meet his parents at a ritzy outdoor restaurant. "I'm only dating him because I'm bored.That's it!" She gets up and

whispers discreetly in the maitre d's ear. When she, Chad & his folks are having dessert, a fancy cake is brought out with much fanfare. It reads: "Farewell, Chad. You are dumped!"

Lo and behold, THE CAKE IS A LIE! She screams at how overused that meme was, and such was heard all over the world... after she commented to that on a Twitter page. Scoundrel.

She marched all the way to the Valve headquarters to plant a bomb. In rage she murdered EVERYONE in the building. She began hunting the makers of overused memes across the world.

Eventually she was caught, and got the electric chair. Her final indignity was to be shown a meme of herself next to a flaming chaise lounge, with "HAVE A SEAT" in white letters

on top and "BOTTOM TEXT" below. The next day, a team of hypochondriacs petitioned Candy Aphasia into the DSM-VII. But news of both events was buried when, on Monday,

a giant flaming basketball crashed through the roof of the TV station live on air. I suppose you could say the anchors got "dunked on". Oooo, buuuuurrnn!!! It's kinda sad, though,

The TV station caught fire. Let's just say the news was right there. No one died in the fire. But inexplicably MJ, LeBron, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar had no alibi during the bombing

And so everyone thought that was that. No alibi, no confession. No real evidence, either, at least yet. The TV station caught fire, and MJ, LeBron and Kareem were sipping martinis.