Eventually, all species will become one

Eventually, all species will become one

due to extreme inbreeding that results in evolution giving up. This final, ultimate species will be incapable of basic thought, and become the most powerful force in the cosmos.

This was mainly due to the mutant arms that developed as he was researching his eponymous exponent that, while threatening, he used mainly for solo high fives. Ransom

girls like his multi-armed body because he never got tired of

simultaneously giving foot rubs, carrying their shopping bags, and "rescuing" puppies from animal shelters. And you know what they say about guys with multiple arms: multiple

arms, multiple penises. Well that part wasn't true.Actually we had a detachable penis attached to one arm called a hectocotylus. Once the ladies had this, they didn't need the rest

of the script. This was an improv class, after all. The hectocotylus was a challenging prop. One lady stood the arm on its end, detached the penis, put it on the hand and

identified her additions to the sculpture as "A Happy Man". "Yes, good," said her bespectacled art teacher. Unfortunately the improv class's hectocotylus ell to the floor then.

The octopus's flailing tentacles latched onto the sculpture wrenching it to the floor-a scream escaping it's beak. "A Happy Man" shattered & with it, the sculptor's hopes of fame.