My lawyer handed me the bill. "You owe $400.00."

My lawyer handed me the bill. "You owe $400.00." Suddenly, I realized I was in a dream and that I didn't owe him a damn cent." "Here's a fluffy bunny instead. See ya."

Well hell. I sat up in bed, soaked in sweat, wondering for the upteenth time what I did to deserve these nightmares. It was then I saw the rabbit standing in the corner, holding

a list. The rabbit began: "Why? Because you parked in that handicapped spot. Because you said you did it when you didn't. Because you took more than just one Halloween candy from

the kid's basket. The tiger was listening to him impassively, he knew that nothing rabbit said mattered because he was just a dream, a creation, a ghost.

When the facade rabbit finished his tale, the tiger yawned and said, "Wow, you really know how to tell a story, but I have an even better story than you could ever tell." The rabbi

-t pinched both the tiger's cheeks & wiggled them. "You're so cute when you're boastful!" "Hey, cut that out! So do you want to hear the story or not?" "Let's hear it, man eater."

The tiger began to nibble gently on the kind man, lulling him into a false sense of security. Then he drew blood. The man, still trusting, held out his hand. The tiger consumed him

licking his lips, he thought "Trusting fool. I could grow to like human meat" and then "but I'm a pacifist, vegan, I could never do that." followed by, "No, I'm a 500 lb carnivore

that enjoys the limbs of living things." Back and forth he went, until he passed out from exhaust and food poisoning. The dilemnic man exhaled one last breath: "Mama."