The dog seductively licked my toe. I've never

The dog seductively licked my toe. I've never been a subject of beastiality, but i liked it.

The problem was that he was my best friend. In the friend zone we were doomed to wander together yet apart, lost. I filled his bowl and gave him a platonic scratch behind the ear.

Then a platonic scratch on the back. Then a very not platonic squeeze of the butt cheek. If that didn't get the point across that I wanted to make sweet sweet babies with him

One day, there were a group of girls walking down the street. While they were walking all of a sudden a group of hot guys walking down the same street. they were so cute. OMG cutie

One of the girls walked over to the guys and said "Hey,

you look cute today."

"jk"

I knew then what all this was about. I had tried to block jk from my memory, but the sight of those letters carved into the forehead of my now dead uncle spoke volumes. I turned &

Here I was trapped among Uncle's epic diary of his journey to the source of the Amazonas & 10 tome collection of poisonous beetles. Ouch that's sharp. Arghh. Damn Phidias!