First day on the job and of course Jillian

First day on the job and of course Jillian would catch the mother of all cases. Two dead, three injured, and not a suspect to be found. "What the hell happened?" Lt. Hiko asked.

Officer Killian replied, "It's not clear Sir. We interviewed the 3 survivors & their stories don't match up." Lt. Hiko joked, "Then ask the bodies, Kill. They don't lie!"

of course they lie and don't joke Lt hiko you look like a fool and dont say the word kill its bad you stupid man

You must live like a smart man. Go to school, get a job, find a wife, get married. This is Russia!

Screamed Boris Yeltzin at the medical orderly. He through the coleslaw against the wall. "This is Russia!" The restraints came out. "No! No, niet, this is Russia!" and then

his jaws, like a monkey, he studied, he observed through it all, and came up with something that made all the others bawl. His ideas were smart, he liked his art, but even Picasso,

couldn't paint like Bob Ross-o. He couldn't master the art of happy trees no matter how many times he watched Bob Ross' instructional videos.Grabbing his palette & some burnt umber

he threw paint at the TV. Bob Ross's smile twinkled behind the acrylic smudges. Thinking, he advanced the tape forward. All he had to do was paint the screen! Happy trees!

And that explained the awkward moment in the Wizard of Oz when Bob Ross tried to pull off Dorothy Gale's arms. He had had had a momentary alignment with the trees.