Behind my smile is a hurting heart.behind

Behind my smile is a hurting heart.behind my laughs I'm falling apart.look closely and u will see the girl ...isn't me.

"I'VE HAD IT" God said. No longer would He suffer another cheesy, faux-intellectual quote on his Myspace page. He snapped His wrinkly fingers meaning to obliterate all language but

A host of angels eyed God curiously. "I meant to do that," He said. He quickly made NewEve from NewAdam. "OK, off to the Garden of NewEden you go… Oops." They ended up in downtown

abbey. Downtown Abbey was where Adam and Eve were sent because of God's wrath. God hated them so much he made Adam a butler and Eve a maid.

"Serve others!" declared God. But Eve had other intentions (of course) at Downton Abbey. She had her eye on Master Bates, a man who by no fault of his own had been accused of

saying his rosary too often. It was well worn because he'd shifted the beads back and forth so much. Eve admired Master Bates because he was a hands on practitioner

and he'd always got wood in the mornings... to stoke the fire with. The innuendoes were becoming pretty stretched now, but such is the curse of any male with the surname Bates.

Except for Norman, in the corner. An odd duck. No one had been to his house, nor were they certain how he made it to school every day, American flag draped around his slight

and Norman herd Star Spangled Banner, "OH NO!" he thought, "THEY"RE HERE!' Norman tried to fly away but the fierce force of led pellets from the several shotguns filled his chest.