The man was getting slapped by his friend,

The man was getting slapped by his friend, due too betraying him of not giving him his 50% income that they both got when robbing a bank,suddenly, a vampire came from nowhere......

"Listen, you'll want to talk to Harry. He's twice as heavy as me and has lots more blood," he said, waving her off. The vampire scowled and rushed to the nearby cubicle where Harry

sat. The vampire viewed Harry from a distance and licked her lips. He looked so tempting, and she was starving. A coworker broke the silence, "Harry - I think you have an admirer."

"I don't like her." I said to my coworker visibly shaken "Harry , she is looking at you like that because she likes you ." I gasped "No, she just want to eat me shes a vampire" I

wasn't going to be fooled again by Tom Paris. As my co-worker, he really got on my nerves sometimes. "But Harry, you clearly don't see that she likes you!" Tom went on again.

Hmm, what if Tom is right? Sure, the one time she spoke to me was to say @#!% when I shut the elevator in her face, & they DID pass over her so as to promote me..but my good looks!

Tom and Jerry were witnesses. She quit her job and went to work at Whole Foods, aka The Soviet Safeway after Amazon bought them.

Whole Foods was hemorrhaging customers as they ran for the hills in droves. Driven away by the personal information that Whole Foods now had on them based on their quinoa preferen

tial index." My screenplay ended there, but I chose to supplement "It's like Asimov's Foundation series but with quinoa instead of economics."