When I think back to the moment I met the

When I think back to the moment I met the love of my life I get a warm tingling feeling in my heart and a tear will often start to roll down my cheek. I didn't know at the time

, but apparently robots have feelings too. My arm whirred and I wiped away my tears. Hello. My name is Watson and I am an alcoholic.

At least that's what the man next to me said. But I have my robotic pride. I am a machine but there is no way I am an alcoholic. After all, I still have a job. But the group was

relentless in their insistence on 'truth' - as if!!! Mere mortals gaining access to the sublime mind of I, Robot? "I'm here for my cousin, Bot," I fibbed (cousin? Bot-in-the-mirr

or,or not Bot?)To be or not a robot was an obsessive doubt on his mind.If he was actually a bot he would have to know how to

recharge himself (and the thought that he was unwittingly well-charged added to his worries) and more importantly, he would have to know which "updates" to skip. His friend Adrian

dragged these nagging thoughts to the trash bin. "A thorough deletion should acclimate you to technolife," Adrian said, thus demoting himself to "pal." The charger overheated and

sparks could be seen coming from the charger wires. Adrian raced to separate his phone and the the cord before a huge fire erupted in his bedroom. That would definitely turn his

manuscript "The Inferno" to a conflagration. It was pinned on scraps to the walls & fluttered from the ceiling fan. As he tore the phone from the wall a spark settled on Ch.1 p.1 "