"This is what it has come to," said Morton.

"This is what it has come to," said Morton. "I know," said Mildred. Morton paged through the pamphlet about how to manifest reality, thinking "We already have one." The envelope

appeared innocuous enough to anyone else, but Morton & Mildred knew it contained the recipe for new reality, now badly needed considering that current reality sucks. The pannkaka

text turned out to be a recipe,yes.But a recipe for pancakes.Not this 'new reality' thing,but just plane old pancakes.turns out pancakes were invented by the Pannkaka tribe in

Cakelandia. Originally made from the soft interior husk of the Pannkaka tribe's favorite fruit, chibabwe, the first pancakes were harder & dense. Like today's buttermilk biscuits.

The fossilized remains of the primordial pancakes were discovered by an Austrian archeologist. At that time, they were eaten dry. The first maple syrup hadn't evolved until

squeezable bottles had also evolved. Dr Ruben von Rauch, in his lab, meticulously cleaned the fossil pancakes. His arch rival Dr Emilio Testarossa had discovered fossil hot dogs in

the trash can. Suddenly someone else appeared. That was a Big White Bear, which Dr Ruben von Rauch breed in his lab two months ago. Bear slowly approached

And used his gigantic paws to grab all the guacamole and chips. Dr. Ruben von Rauch had to hunt to have some dinner after that and of course Bear wanted the wild goose too. "No!',

until he found out that the goose was not referring to a cat-box. When everyone had had a nap and some juice they all felt much more agreeable and had fun gluing macaroni to paper.