At the inaugural meeting it became clear

At the inaugural meeting it became clear to the members of the Crumpet Lovers Society that they would need a larger venue. Crumpet Lovers struggled to hear the intense debate about

Crumpets vs. Krimpets with dentist drills in the background. The Crumpet Lovers Society filed out of the waiting room in search of a pasture. Nothing says "crumpet love" like cows

wandering around the fields. It was a peaceful sight, but damn, the smell! The Crumpet Lovers Society grew tired of the moos and the stench, and decided to go to Chuck E Cheese ins

tead. Chuck E Cheeses is so accommodating for large parties of 8 or more that Chuck E himself served the Crumpet Lovers Society their large cheese pizzas and gave out free tokens.

The innocent members of the Crumpet Lovers Society embraced Chuck E Cheese and graciously accepted the free tokens.How could they know that this lab-rat-experiment-gone-wrong was

an evil plot by Pillsbury Doughboy's to eradicate the world of crumpets once & for all. Chuck E Cheese & the Doughboy were in cahoots & laughed as the Crumpet Lovers Society tried

eradicate the world of crumpets once & for all. Paddington Bear showed up with his arsenal of orange marmelade. He bound Chuck E. Cheese to the Doughboy and made them

Three years later into Moon Pies, filled with guzzleberry cream. They were huge sellers at places like Chinese Factory Outlet. Mrs. Monkberry bought her family six cases of them!

Halfway into the first case, Mrs. Monkberry's family grew tired of the Moon Pies and they were pushed to the back of the pantry where they stewed past their expiration date.