Once upon a time there was a little boy named

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Johnny. He was a prodigy, but his talent was unusual. Johnny could identify any item you placed in front of his face by its smell.

"Yep, that's menstruation." The audience applauded like polite British folk. Yes, Johnny had an olfactory talent. "That's the pope's abortion stew." Trouble brewed when he

-man brought Merman and Shiela to see the Vagina Monologues.

The lady with the bilingual vulva was the show's star. "It's speaking in tongues," said Merman. "No, it's speaking about tongues," said Shiela. It even did sign language for deaf

penises... amazing! Suddenly there was a commotion and police came running onto the stage. They picked up VulvaVoice who was yelling from both ends about enfringement of her right

s for free speech. "It's in the 1st Amendment! Look it up!" screamed VulvaVoice in French, Spanish, & Mandarin Chinese, as they cuffed her & dragged her away to prison. VulvaVoice

Was a supporter of Hillary Clinton, regardless of her dastardly deeds. Clinton provided support and wanted to.post bond when allowed to do so.

fell, but by that time the two of us had cashed out our accounts and were on a plane to Rio. That's where I lost her to some Cassanova on the beach. She took everything.

But in the end I met Maria Clara who didn't care if I had money and stuffed me full of the best Brazilian food around and taught me all about warm weather and warm lovin'.