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It was a sunny day and everything was going

  • It was a sunny day and everything was going out perfectly until it happened. She didn't know it could happen to her, she's pregnant. Oh, no, only sixteen, what was she supposed to

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  • do? She was hoping for seventeen babies, but 16 would just right. She was looking forward to a whole rugby team. She marked the date on the calendar. Won't her husband be surprised

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  • once she tells him the good news?But not yet!Till the marked day she would be silent,quiet and contemplative...Just feeling those 16 angels growing inside of her.That's what the

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  • girls mother wanted to believe, but she knew that once those 16 little brats would come to this world, her daughter would be nagging her day in and day out, as she would need help

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  • with nagging because her daughter was the absolute worst nagger. Walking by a Toys R Us her daughter opened her mouth, Mom said, "nope." And her daughter said, "Ok." So

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  • the argument started. "Nope." "Ok." "Nope." "Ok." Passers-by joined in and soon a full-scale riot was taking place, windows being smashed, cars being set alight, and all the time

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  • I stood there arguing with myself. My parapsychologist had suggested I talk with the voices in my head. I shouldn't have argued with them I didn't intend to start a riot. "Yes you

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  • did!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you did!" "No I didn't!" "Yes you

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  • didn't!" "No I did!" "Hah", I exclaimed triumphantly. "So you admit it!" "No I don't!" "Yes you do!" "No I don't" "Yes you do!". "The Judge interrupted us, "Does the prosecution

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  • have anything else to add?" asked the irritated judge. "No your Honor" the plaintiff's attorney said as he hung his head. "Then get out of my Courtroom!" roared the Judge.

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2 Comments

  1. m80 Sep 05 2011 @ 01:31

    That argument section ... *the*best* !! :-) :-) :-)

  2. ChucksterAce Sep 06 2011 @ 22:36

    I think it was Great! No it wasn't! Yes it was!

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