BlastedHeath began to write nearly identical

BlastedHeath began to write nearly identical folds day after day. The FS medics sprang into action. They strapped him down on a large table just before he started to froth and conv

erse with folding memes. He spoke in tongues of Jhrerek Manatee & the Great Hippo. The FS medics gave Blasted 10cc's of dormant folds, for to drive folders mad is a heroic thing

. Cthulhu & The Kraken came to visit BlastedHeath's sick bed. "Please don't abandon us," they burbled. "But I have to try more on-trend topics," BH ground out, writhing in agony

"Cthulhu & The Kraken are on a curling team in Ontario..." but BlastedHeath could not finish the fold. The monsters looked at the nurse. It was LucieLucie and she was pinching the

Kraken's tentacle with calipers. "You're body mass index indicates that you're obese," nurse LucieLucie told it as it drew her towards its mouth. Just then Cthulhu snatched her

out of Kraken's slimy grasp. Out of the whirlpool into the abyss. The Kraken screeched at Cthulhu for his sneaky thievery. Suddenly noodles descended and grabbed LucieLucie

She was very astonished, but the noodles looked so tasty that the sheer pressure of being in the presence of such perfection was overwhelming for her.

Was she worthy of tasting the noodles, however? There they lay, so perfectly in the china bowl, glistening with butter. She bent her head to fathom the aroma. All of the sudden,

a hidden spring launched the bowl of noodles at her face! The noodles were coated with super glue and they stuck to her face! She made matters worse by swinging about wildly and

spraying the walls with romesco sauce. "Hey those nuts were expensive!" It took the kitchen staff all evening to clean up the place. What a fiasco, but ah, it's in the pasta.