BlastedHeath began to write nearly identical

  • BlastedHeath began to write nearly identical folds day after day. The FS medics sprang into action. They strapped him down on a large table just before he started to froth and conv

  • erse with folding memes. He spoke in tongues of Jhrerek Manatee & the Great Hippo. The FS medics gave Blasted 10cc's of dormant folds, for to drive folders mad is a heroic thing

  • . Cthulhu & The Kraken came to visit BlastedHeath's sick bed. "Please don't abandon us," they burbled. "But I have to try more on-trend topics," BH ground out, writhing in agony

  • "Cthulhu & The Kraken are on a curling team in Ontario..." but BlastedHeath could not finish the fold. The monsters looked at the nurse. It was LucieLucie and she was pinching the

  • Kraken's tentacle with calipers. "You're body mass index indicates that you're obese," nurse LucieLucie told it as it drew her towards its mouth. Just then Cthulhu snatched her

  • out of Kraken's slimy grasp. Out of the whirlpool into the abyss. The Kraken screeched at Cthulhu for his sneaky thievery. Suddenly noodles descended and grabbed LucieLucie

  • She was very astonished, but the noodles looked so tasty that the sheer pressure of being in the presence of such perfection was overwhelming for her.

  • Was she worthy of tasting the noodles, however? There they lay, so perfectly in the china bowl, glistening with butter. She bent her head to fathom the aroma. All of the sudden,

  • a hidden spring launched the bowl of noodles at her face! The noodles were coated with super glue and they stuck to her face! She made matters worse by swinging about wildly and

  • spraying the walls with romesco sauce. "Hey those nuts were expensive!" It took the kitchen staff all evening to clean up the place. What a fiasco, but ah, it's in the pasta.



  1. lucielucie Jan 06 2018 @ 17:55

    A noodle & super glue mask is a great exfoliator.

  2. BlastedHeath Jan 14 2018 @ 20:28

    completely off-topic, but I think many here might like this video by MGMT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtL5oMyBHPs (not in their pay or their or employ, nor their chattel in any way)

  3. Gibber Jan 14 2018 @ 23:11

    The Avalanches - 'Frontier Psychiatrist' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

  4. BlastedHeath Jan 14 2018 @ 23:18

    Nice! Thank you, Gibber!

  5. BlastedHeath Jan 23 2021 @ 04:53

    Sundancer! Cool to see you checking this site again.

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