Lana loved to dance, however she has one

Lana loved to dance, however she has one secret no one must ever know about her. One she constantly lies about.

We cannot reveal it in this story in full, due to non - disclosure agreements from long ago. We can hint at it, though. Or use a pseudonym. What is better?

Gnarly hyena! Tangled pooch, loose goose? Amy and her partner tried out of few new ones whilst passerby threw them strange looks and the occasional rude remark.

Not bothered by the onlookers remarks, they carried on. Slithery snake, humorous horse. It was harder than they initially thought. Creating a secret language from the scratch was

no child's play- on second thoughts... They assembled a team of babies and gave them typewriters. The babies were each given a word of english, and whatever they typed was the new

national anthem. "Apochromatic revolving lamia," it began, "...course forsythia irregularity..." it continued. The babies who wrote it became irritable when it was put to music

because they had not known that they had been creating the first sentient assassin pop song, later National Anthem. As a sentient assassin, the song knew to kill the babies that wr

ought havoc to their families in the form of baseless caterwauling. Somehow the intelligence built in to the numerical representation of the song's notes were translated into 1s an

extraordenary compossion of mathematical precession and musical intuition which created a masterpiece.