Sing a song of happiness, harmonic beauty,
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Sing a song of happiness, harmonic beauty, a song that will allow you to turn back your inner demons for a few moments, a song to purify the air. One that will linger in time .
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Act now and you can get twenty haunting melodies as only the master of the pan flute, Zamfir, can play! Who can forget "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts?"
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I wished I could. It haunted me day and night. From waking to the moment that I went to bed it was there, rattling around and around in my brain. No respite. No escape.
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Then one day, whilst walking down the High St, I spotted something unusual in a shop window. Unlike the others, this one had an oddly purple coloured
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As I got closer, I could see that id addition to this hilarious purple color, it also had teeth - that were all the colors of the rainbow
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, which I found oddly attractive not unlike the attraction one feels when gazing upon the fat lady at the carnival. WAIT! Did it just wink at me? Its single opalescent eye
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...or, wait...was it three iridescent eyes that only looked like one...in either case, it winking at me caused a chill across my back, and I shuddered not unlike the way I do when
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I get in those ice bathes Aunty Annabel forces me to take for circulation building. The glowing three eyes came closer and from the shadow emerged the most beautiful girl from
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Ipanema. Tall and tan and young and lovely, except for the fact that she had three glowing eyes. As she passed, all the men there said "Aughhh!" No more cold baths for me. I had to
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avoid getting her attention but one of her three eyes wasn't looking straight ahead,it looked at me, it looked at me.Her nipples lit up & fixed me in a beam & took me to the stars.
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- Started
- 2015-02-05 10:09:35
- Finished
- 2017-02-01 16:30:35
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Jimbeau Feb 01 2017 @ 16:35
Wow...that was like trying to follow a Soap Opera...
SlimWhitman Feb 01 2017 @ 16:45
Welcome to all the new writers! Go ahead and risk adding details to the story, take the plunge!
Rebbie Feb 01 2017 @ 17:08
Yeah, Jump in and swim with us. The water's fine. :)
Woab Feb 02 2017 @ 10:57
Well, sometimes we sink, too, but we come back up. Had to start following jimbeau yesterday after a zany line in one of the other folds. I could tell that troll was one of us! Loved the happy ending here, Slim!
SlimWhitman Feb 11 2017 @ 18:31
I was referencing the lady who could cast moon beams with her nipples from another story... http://foldingstory.com/f646b/ I'm not sure it's a happy ending - alien abductions rarely are, but maybe the three-eyed alien girl from Ipanema was happy?
PurpleProf Feb 11 2017 @ 22:33
I forgot about that one!!!
SlimWhitman Feb 12 2017 @ 07:06
I just realized that one ends with an all seeing eye that needs feeding: they do seem to be sister stories.
SlimWhitman Feb 12 2017 @ 07:24
Ok, I think we can almost call this a foldingstory meme, i found a 3rd story with the same idea: http://foldingstory.com/q74l3/ I admit i'm a little infatuated with the idea. Does anyone recall the SNL skit where alien women land on Earth who have evolved eyes on their nipples because that's where the males were looking anyway?
SlimWhitman Feb 12 2017 @ 07:49
Unfortunately I couldn't find any footage of the skit in question. Here is a still: http://www.gettyimages.com.au/event/area-51-176974011#episode-3-pictured-victoria-jackson-as-eagleboob-kirstie-alley-as-picture-id141265993 here is an alternative: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5a52180b80/forehead-tittaes-w-marion-cotillard and just for parity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rS1zL8UqqY
Woab Feb 12 2017 @ 11:30
I loved that one.
SlimWhitman Feb 13 2017 @ 09:12
Which one? I went a bit overboard with my comments...
Woab Feb 13 2017 @ 13:13
The SNL skit.