"Whip it! Whip my Ted Nugent!" She'd called

"Whip it! Whip my Ted Nugent!" She'd called it her "Ted Nugent" ever since the carnival.

...the carnival of cakes, that is. And Heidi Prescott was at it again, vying for First Prize with what she called her "Vegan Nugent Cake." Beating the batter furiously,Heidi wanted

stop throwing the orangsicles on the floor? Then they melt and the floor gets slippery." Heidi's mom was angered bc the last time she slipped on the orangsicle, she broke her best

banana slicer that she had waited months to receive from Amazon.com. It didn't work very well on the orangesicles, but made the most perfectly cut bananas for daughter Heidi to

use as the foundations of her banana castle. Heidi constructed a moat and had salt water crocodiles flown in to live under the castle drawbridge. She built murder holes above the g

arage and charged her parents a 2 gold tariff for each entry. Heidi's banana castle kingdom thrived. She fed her crocs jalapenos until they breathed dragonfire and taught her dog

Buster to perform stunts on her miniature steam railway. When her monkey Bongo tied Heidi to the rails and covered his eyes, the crocs cried and only Buster's K9 sense

for finding dog treats in the pockets of humans distracted him long enough to allow Bongo to cry out (in the sign language he learned at the Institute of Primate Technolgy), "I can

hear the primates sing, singing the song of angry chimps." Bongo then ran out into the street to reenact the ending to "Pod People", but we were all out of tranqs by then.