What is the meaning of life?
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What is the meaning of life?
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"The meaning of life, Jimmy, is to fold stories on Folding Story." Explained professor Samantha.
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"why must we!'' a lound shout from the back .It was a wizard with minons following him "minons attack!!! "
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The wizard and his minions charged at us, and there was magic in the air. "PREPARE YOURSELVES!" I shouted as we readied our
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weapons. I glanced to my side to find the Elf's bowstring had broken (again) and frowned. Fortunately he had a spare bow in his bag of holding and he whipped it out in time to
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save Christmas! Santa was beyond happy & promoted Elf right on the spot. I noticed Elf never gave me any credit for the victory. I also noticed his promotion gave him a big head.
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The elf had bought himself a fancy car, a fancy new candy house, and got all the elf ladies. I was still fuming, wanting the credit I deserved for saving Christmas.
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Not every elf could indulge like this. I worked hard and, almost two years later, I got my reward. I was promoted to associate buyer in housewares, complete with a 10% raise.
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Then a week before my 1066th birthday I misplaced my elf stone and fell into a joint Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell movie. In the 80s in period costumes on a pirate ship.
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It was a sure bomb. After harsh reviews and going straight to bargain bin DVDs, it suddenly became a cult classic five years later. My career revived and I lived to see 1072.
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- 2015-02-05 13:58:29
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- 2016-09-08 16:28:29
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