What is the meaning of life?

What is the meaning of life?

"The meaning of life, Jimmy, is to fold stories on Folding Story." Explained professor Samantha.

"why must we!'' a lound shout from the back .It was a wizard with minons following him "minons attack!!! "

The wizard and his minions charged at us, and there was magic in the air. "PREPARE YOURSELVES!" I shouted as we readied our

weapons. I glanced to my side to find the Elf's bowstring had broken (again) and frowned. Fortunately he had a spare bow in his bag of holding and he whipped it out in time to

save Christmas! Santa was beyond happy & promoted Elf right on the spot. I noticed Elf never gave me any credit for the victory. I also noticed his promotion gave him a big head.

The elf had bought himself a fancy car, a fancy new candy house, and got all the elf ladies. I was still fuming, wanting the credit I deserved for saving Christmas.

Not every elf could indulge like this. I worked hard and, almost two years later, I got my reward. I was promoted to associate buyer in housewares, complete with a 10% raise.

It was a sure bomb. After harsh reviews and going straight to bargain bin DVDs, it suddenly became a cult classic five years later. My career revived and I lived to see 1072.