There are so many reasons for why he died,

There are so many reasons for why he died, but none of the multitude can distract me from the cold and forever fact that he's been gone these many years. A childhood friend, lost,

would give us urchins shillings and tell tales of the high seas. On special days, we would swing from a rope on his hook. When we heard a ticking croc ate him, we were devastated.

Lost, even... Living on this island with this overbearing so-called mother of ours & now Peter Pan calling all the shots just sucked. Thud Butt was devastated by Hook's demise &

dropped out of Pirate Academy. Thud Butt's world had collapsed and he needed to find himself. He spent 5 years, wrapped up in a stupid job so he could think. This job was

Es at chess; 3.How to view magazines that now contain propaganda instead of real content; 5. Forget about eating meat from Jewel because it has chemicals; 6. Don't take the rain at

face value. 7. Keep infants out of snake pits. 8. Always strive to arrive wherever you are going. 9. Doublespeak is your friend. 10. The truth you know were lies you told yourself.

11. You'll always find it in the last place you search. 12. Obviously: you stop looking once you find it. 14. Sometimes it can be hiding in plain sight. 15. Unless it's point #13.

17. In the case of point #13, please refer to point #16. 18. A jar of peanut butter can greatly aid your search. 19. After finding it, ensure you never leave it in that place again

20. Put your pencils down and stare silently ahead. The winner will be the one who does not take part in steps 1 to 19.