"Girl you got more legs than a bucket o-chicken

"Girl you got more legs than a bucket o-chicken an did I mention you got inpeccable taste. Get it? In-peck-a-bull? Peck peck peck. Can I give you a peck right here?" Joleene rolled

around laughing on the floor as I, Positive Polly came to save the day!

Or so i thought. Polly was actually the mastermind. she began to unveil her diabolical plot to take over the world and

decimate every cage in existance. "Free the birds!" Polly squawked. Long John Silver shoved a cracker in her face through the bars. "Shut up," he sneered. Polly plotted her escape

from her evil master. She knew that he knew those crackers made her have terrible indigestion, yet that was all she was given to eat. She slowly chewed the cracker, already feeling

puked all over the floor

Walking away from the mess, she enters the parking lot. It seemed as though

it had just rained. It's always so peaceful after a rain shower. It was refreshing after all that. She got in her car and

reclined the driver's seat so that she was lying almost flat on her back. She watched the rain trickle down slowly. Her eyes closed, and she drifted off to sleep.