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Ever get that nagging feeling at the back

  • Ever get that nagging feeling at the back of your neck? No, not my dog trying to pull me from this fire. I mean the notion this has happened before. That this is all deja vu.

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  • Bearnard closed his eyes in the face of the wind. The sound of water crashing around the ferry could not disturb his dream. He saw a sky, bruised with bold clouds, threatening to

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  • rain on his tea party! It was too late to call the whole thing off, he would have to improvise before the guests arrived.

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  • The tea-loving, rain-hating man dragged a whale-sized tea leaf out from his shed and strung it overhead in a canopy. Just as the first guests were arriving, he accidentally ate

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  • all the biscuits and crumpets. How foolish he was! They were supposed to be for the guests, and now they would go hungry. And it was raining. What a horrible party this would be.

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  • This was how melodramatic Martha started all her birthdays.

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  • And then Lloyd popped out of the cake, surprising Martha. Lloyd was naked. Martha squealed with delight. Lloyd approached her with buttercream-covered fingers.

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  • "Wanna lick?" naked Lloyd asked Martha. Martha blushed. "I'm diabetic," she replied. "One lick won't hurtcha," Lloyd countered, holding his frosted finger to her trembling lips.

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  • Martha leaned in to lick the frosting, but Lloyd pulled it away and put his pants back on. Seemed like there had always been a Lloyd in her life, teasing her with the sweets

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  • of passion. This Lloyd however was particularly small and Martha wasn't stupid. She browsed her collection of Lloyds and found a new one that was just right for her, frosting too.

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