I decided to go to the changi airport to

I decided to go to the changi airport to fetch my cousin ,when i got there, i heard people screaming when i turn around i saw a vampire who was carrying a gun shooting down ..

a group of nuns. Airport security shows up to try and stop the vampire, but didn't stand a chance. I dropped my pants mooning everyone in hopes there was a werewolf that could help

but there was none. I just pray to God so that someone could help me.

After a while, I decided God wasn't going to help me, so I decided to do for myself. I got a toothpick, some duct tape, and half a lime, and I set to work. I

was in a place called Margaritaville. But there's booze in the blender, and soon it will render, that frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasting away...searching for my lost Shaker. Those people really know how to make furniture.

And movers really know how to scuff furniture on a wall. At some point, my Shaker clock fell out of their van and onto the road. i couldn't track my wasted time without my Shaker

getting wasted away AGAIN in Margaritaville was entirely justified (hic). It's 5 o'clock somewhere right? With Squawkers perched on my shoulder, I forgot about my lost Shaker of

Salt & went to the Scotch & Water Park that night to wet our whistles on the Fire Water Slide, soak up the moonshine, slosh about the Wave Pool of Booze & puke in the lush greenery