The time has come to say goodbye. He waved

The time has come to say goodbye. He waved his hand and sent a kiss, I replied with an erect middle finger. The train moved and slowly accelerated, he was stuck in the rails

so it was lucky that the train was so damned slow. Frantically trying to free his trouser leg from between two points, his life flashed before his eyes in a leisurely fashion. How

fortunate indeed that the train was just rounding the bend towards Petticoat Junction. Charley Pratt gasped as the 2 cars separated his legs further. His trouser seam tore just as

Charley Pratt lost his balance between the separating trains, his foot ripped off on the railroad ties, whipping his knee into the hooks, until his body was sucked underneath the

train and the speeding wheels ripped him apart. The passengers on the coach which had separated from the rest of the train were left to watch his bloody body

Bounce as the toren parts hit eac tie, with a squishy thud a sight they wished could be removed as easily as it had appeared. How will we make this trip become anything more than e

Xtraordinary tourist wanderings? The wings Queen Ursula grew caused her jewellery to fall to Earth where Ziggy Stardust caught it. Spiders from Mars filmed him reaching miles into

dark, dark oblivion. The strange galactic documentary garnered several awards at the Sundance Film Festival. The Martian spiders didn't care- they only wanted Queen Ursula's jewels

And now that she no longer had sight in her third eye, the beauty of all things mundane came pouring though to her mind in the form of eternal truth from which there is no escape.