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"Fuck Thee, Morpheus. Bitch, I am the One." "Mon,

  • "Fuck Thee, Morpheus. Bitch, I am the One." "Mon, you be crampin ma styles." "Peace Out!" Now to fly off in my spaceship. But what is that over yonder on the horizon?

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  • It appears to be one of the Fly Girls from In Living Color! Neo flew over to her and poured her some game with his pimpin as a chaser. 9 months later, the Second One was born, who

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  • inherited from his mother hot dance moves and an obsession with daisy duke shorts , and from his father a sad inability to form full sentences without immense mental strain. Most

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  • American dialogue did not require full sentences so in this way the hot dance moves, daisy duke's obsession and inarticulateness actually built-in total financial success

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  • in Alpha Male, the manliest man ever to exist anywhere ever. His testosterone had testosterone. He hated girly artsy-fartsy stuff. He liked women and beer and dispensing violence.

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  • He drank whisky..from the urinary tract of a full-grown grizzly. Every time he read Hemingway he got a massive*couch* headache. Still, he had urges, Beanie Baby urges.

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  • He threw 'For Whom The Bell Tolls' onto the fire and gathered his Beanie Babies into his trembling arms. "Don't ever leave," he whispered, "Every Beanie Babe lost diminishes me

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  • deeply & profoundly." His codependency on his Beanie Babies was pathetic. Terror filled his eyes as he looked down at his beanie brood. But...where was Spot?! Thrown in the FIRE?!?

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  • Snatching Daisy and Hoot out of harm's way, he stepped on Smokey's snout to keep the dragon from causing any more harm, then gently bundled Spot in a damp blanket and headed toward

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  • hell. They figured, well, since the dragons nice heat kept the people warm and cozy, they grabbed all their belongings and made a trip to Hell so it's not drastically cold. ~Fin

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2 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Apr 20 2013 @ 20:52

    Alpha Male had a long, proud history as a running joke a few years ago on another collaborative storytelling website.

  2. SlimWhitman Apr 21 2013 @ 05:22

    Figures he had a Beanie baby named Daisy...

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