So I said to Larry "Look, if I can hit this
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So I said to Larry "Look, if I can hit this wiffle ball over the Great Wall of China you have to eat the entire jumbo size pack of Swedish fish." Larry nodded and tossed
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the entire jumbo size pack of Swedish fish into the Bo Hai Sea. Sure, I could no longer force Larry to eat the fish, but his plan had one fatal flaw - I was holding a wiffle bat.
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So I did it like this, and then I did it like that. So I'm on the run. The cop's got my gun. And right about now it's time to have some
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panda on the veranda, if you catch my drift! Or how about some giraffe in the bath? Maybe a mairage in the garage? Oh yeah, baby.
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I would not could not with a giraffe in a bath. I will not with a panda on the veranda, Not in a garage, not in a swift, not with a drift. I do not like them Sam-I-Am!
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I do not like red meat and clams. Would you eat them in No Mans Land? Would you eat them with a marching band? I would not eat them in No Mans Land, not with a marching band,
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I do not like red meat and clams, Sam I am. Would you eat them uncooked? Would you eat them If I didn't look? I would not eat them uncooked. I would not eat them if you didn't look
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"Would you eat them for a fee? With an Xbox or a Wii?" "I would not for any sum! Not with Mario or his chums! I do not like red meat and clams! I do not like them, Sam I Am!"
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"Then how 'bout I take a little pee? Right into your eyes that see? Urine shining golden bright, blind you so you can't see light." "I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM I AM--GARRGGLBLRFZX!"
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I do not like a little pee,I do not like a lot of pee, I do not like it even if it is the most gold of golden pee.." With that said his face burned red, his head imploded, dead!
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- 2011-04-25 00:58:41
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- 2012-10-05 13:02:39
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Zetawilk Oct 05 2012 @ 13:12
Better than the original.
KieferSkunk Oct 05 2012 @ 13:18
I'm really impressed at how solid the Dr. Seuss theme was in this one. Good job, guys. :) One of my newest favorites.
JessicaM Oct 05 2012 @ 13:48
Fabulous.
SlimWhitman Oct 05 2012 @ 18:33
That was a lot of fun! gotta mention a few for the wikia... Rhyming tradition: The Woods poet http://foldingstory.com/qojg1/ The Man from Nantucket http://foldingstory.com/5xdir/ Memebar rapping contest http://foldingstory.com/k8woa/ and getting seussed: http://foldingstory.com/1u7vb/ http://foldingstory.com/2zv62/ http://foldingstory.com/3l4xd/