Rayne was not like most boys his age. There

Rayne was not like most boys his age. There was something different about him that no one else knew about. He was quite... special. You see, what made Rayne so different was

he had an imaginary friend at age seventeen. "Justin Time" could really be a pest sometimes. It was hard for Rayne to pick up a girl with a gigantic maroon yak in the room.

But it was rutting season for the yak. And it launched itself on the girl. The bed exploded into splinters. Rayne watched in disbelief but also in strange fascination until

the girl cried uncle. "Don't talk back," said Uncle Yak, "or your virgin rack will be my snack." Rayne decided "outdoor" was his porn category of choice. He opened his essay tab

and got back to work, deciding that outdoor porn would be his reward for not procrastinating. Rayne tapped while Uncle Yak chewed his cud, eyeing the girl's virgin olive rib rack.

Uncle Yak regurgitated digested prairie grass all over her virgin olive rib rack.Rayne wasn't sure if it was intentional but continued filming.This would be a landmark outdoor porn

Ella decided to just go w/ it and began rubbing the vomit suductively all over her rib rack and rump roast. Uncle Yak added a pinch of cayanne pepper to her bean.

She left the meat in the vomit marinade & plated up the bean. Ella set the bean slightly off centre & surrounded it with 3 dots of saxifrage jus. But then Uncle Yak pushed the bean

back to the center, using his ruler to measure it out. Uncle Yak was OCD that way. Not artistic in the least, much to Ella's chagrin. Ella pushed the bean off center again, causing