One day, Adam Sandler met a really stupid

One day, Adam Sandler met a really stupid kid name Adam B and he said "Your first name sucks!" said Adam Sandler to Adam B

Then I RKO'd out of nowhere and he later decided that he was lazy

. I signed on the dotted line. I would be the new top dancer in RKO's Broadway Melody of 1938. But "he" had other plans. He rapped on my dressing room door. "Listen here, Buster!"

"Shut your trap. Forget your contract. Your coming with me - to Hollywood. I'm gonna make you a star!" My mind was in a whirl of conflicting emotions, but he was a good listener.

"I want to be a serious actor,take on roles of conflicted likeable characters." He said "Your bigger than life! Frankenstein vs.Freddy.You've got bad dreams now get up there & act!

I felt like a true actress.

In what sense?

Thinking about what could be happening and what that meant to me.

A raspy voice whispered from behind. "And now, you'll never find out!" right before everything went black. My last thought was, "Damn. I should have listened to my mother."