el sábado por la tarde, cuando

el sábado por la tarde, cuando

yo llevante, yo estaba barracho porque

Yo había bebido demasiado alcohol frotando porque deseaba una salida. He encontrado uno. En los brazos de un RiteAid. Ellos venden esas cosas baratas. (Google Translated but not re

liably enough to prevent a serious multicultural misunderstanding). Frotar uno significa algo diferente en Inglés. El farmacéutico hispano le vendió una botella de

de nitroglicerina a la niña exploradora. El farmacéutico hispano (whose name was actually John Dough) kept a supply of nitro just for such occasions - he told them it was soda.

now shifting, moaning and hungry, hungering for hamdingers and human flesh. "Mommy? Mommy?" cried the child. The first few undead reached him and tore his Pooh doll to shreds.

The boney fingers of the dead wrapped around the toddlers feet . squeezing against the young fragile flesh of Timmy. "Mom!..Mom...Mom." Mom did not answer. She held onto his feet.

"Timmy! Wake up, Timmy! You're having that nightmare again. WAKE UP!" I sat up, wet with sweat as my wife switched on the bedside lamp. "You were calling for your mother. What the

hell is wrong with you?" At that moment, I realized she provided a perfect alibi for me. "Mommy Dearest," I whispered, grasping a pillow with both hands."Time to go night night."