It was addicting! The little game she had

It was addicting! The little game she had found on the internet known as Folding Story was so much fun and she just couldn't stop. Three little words: Create, ADD, or Read

and she ignored all of them. Instead she copied what everyone wrote, changed every other word and submitted it to the New Yorker's fiction department. She got a call from

Steve Jobs. Turns out, the article she produced did not cast the iPod in a good light. Mr. Jobs offered an ultimatum - change the article to be more positive, or

forever be banished from cool. She laughed out loud. How could Steve Jobs banish her from anything, let alone a concept? She published her article to spite him. The next day,

she was served with an iJunction under a MacIntosh tree. Her friend Lisa, the one who ate all the Newtons, suggested she go on Safari to find the Tiger.

on the last Safari who was more well hung than all the wildlife she had encountered. The troop of elephants moved forward into the jungle. At a rest stop she went to pee and was

surprised to find a Dunkin Donuts just beyond the elephants watering hole. "We were home all along!", she exclaimed as the producers buried their faces in their hands...

"I can't believe we spent $10 million dollars on a documentary about the African savannah only to find it's been paved over and turned into a series of mini malls," Edgar groaned.

"Well, we might as well get Orange Juliuses while we're here, then."