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"Teines! Teines Pomme!" The orange said with

  • "Teines! Teines Pomme!" The orange said with glee. "why the heck are you speaking French, orange?" "Couteau!" He responded. "I have no idea what... AHHHHHHHHH" he screamed as the

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  • paring knife peeled all my skin off & I was dropped in a pot, along with all the other victimized apples. We were naked & now we were getting hot & mushy.It was like Abu Ghraib for

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  • applekind. It got hotter, we got mushier and slowly we came apart... "This apple sauce tastes kinda funny," Bob said. "It tastes of despair and unshed tears." "You complaining

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  • 'bout my squashed apples?!" A large sauce pan bounced off Bob's head and he fell face first into the huge pot. Sensing an opportunity, the apples grabbed hold of Bob's hair and pul

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  • led into their saucy melee. A shriveled apple crone gave Bob a sour look. "He's no Appleseed but he'll have to do." Bob became an Appalachian golem doing the apple witches bidding.

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  • As an Appalachian golem, Bob took core direction from the Apple Witches. If he failed they'd make him crumble. They wanted to go to the Gala, where Granny Smith kept her

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  • vintage Galaxian arcade cabinet in pristine condition. But golems prefer Xevious, so Bob took his leave of the Apple Witches and embarked on a journey to find the last remaining

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  • friendship bracelet of the beloved King Xavier, Ruler of the Xevionions. But bob, being a golem, would have a hard to getting to Lower Earth in order to get to the antique shop tha

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  • t carried the proper charms. Getting to Lower Earth from the land of the Xevionions was a multilayered process. King Xavier was brought to tears when he found that Bob had lost his

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  • marbles, every last one of them...except for one. Yes, that's right. The big blue one we all exist on today. Now close your science books, children. It's time for recess.

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2 Comments

  1. jefforama Apr 30 2014 @ 18:41

    Must have been a substitute teacher that day.

  2. SlimWhitman May 01 2014 @ 05:52

    Fine substitute, that.

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