"Teines! Teines Pomme!" The orange said with
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"Teines! Teines Pomme!" The orange said with glee. "why the heck are you speaking French, orange?" "Couteau!" He responded. "I have no idea what... AHHHHHHHHH" he screamed as the
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paring knife peeled all my skin off & I was dropped in a pot, along with all the other victimized apples. We were naked & now we were getting hot & mushy.It was like Abu Ghraib for
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applekind. It got hotter, we got mushier and slowly we came apart... "This apple sauce tastes kinda funny," Bob said. "It tastes of despair and unshed tears." "You complaining
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'bout my squashed apples?!" A large sauce pan bounced off Bob's head and he fell face first into the huge pot. Sensing an opportunity, the apples grabbed hold of Bob's hair and pul
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led into their saucy melee. A shriveled apple crone gave Bob a sour look. "He's no Appleseed but he'll have to do." Bob became an Appalachian golem doing the apple witches bidding.
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As an Appalachian golem, Bob took core direction from the Apple Witches. If he failed they'd make him crumble. They wanted to go to the Gala, where Granny Smith kept her
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vintage Galaxian arcade cabinet in pristine condition. But golems prefer Xevious, so Bob took his leave of the Apple Witches and embarked on a journey to find the last remaining
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friendship bracelet of the beloved King Xavier, Ruler of the Xevionions. But bob, being a golem, would have a hard to getting to Lower Earth in order to get to the antique shop tha
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t carried the proper charms. Getting to Lower Earth from the land of the Xevionions was a multilayered process. King Xavier was brought to tears when he found that Bob had lost his
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marbles, every last one of them...except for one. Yes, that's right. The big blue one we all exist on today. Now close your science books, children. It's time for recess.
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jefforama Apr 30 2014 @ 18:41
Must have been a substitute teacher that day.
SlimWhitman May 01 2014 @ 05:52
Fine substitute, that.