19

John walked into the scary room and found

  • John walked into the scary room and found a

    2
  • Huge whale penis laying on the floor.

    2
  • After that, I decided that I was going to do something constructive with my life. I made the decision to leave the area and go away to college to become a teacher. I went to

    2
  • Florida to a school there so I could sit on the beach every day. It was great I always did my homework on the beach while my toes were in the water. One day at the beach I saw

    2
  • a huge shark. I was worried that the people in the water were going to be attacked, so I ran to the lifeguard to bring it to his attention. All he said was

    2
  • okay, I will be there in a second. Then once he realized that the person wasn't joking around he started to go after him, he started swimming and then

    2
  • the shark moved closer and closer. Out of no where came a speed boat to his rescue.

    2
  • At least, he thought it was coming to his rescue. His hopes faded quickly though as the people on the boat waved and smiled at him while it sped past. The shark smiled too, he look

    2
  • as if his fondest wishes had just come true. Maybe they had. Maybe though...

    2
  • maybe they had not. Ultimately what happened was that his fondant dishes came through, which was good enough.He looked into the sky & watched another shooting star fall in the sky.

    1

1 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Feb 09 2014 @ 16:17

    Stark, what's with all the whale penises?!

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!