John walked into the scary room and found

John walked into the scary room and found a

Huge whale penis laying on the floor.

After that, I decided that I was going to do something constructive with my life. I made the decision to leave the area and go away to college to become a teacher. I went to

a huge shark. I was worried that the people in the water were going to be attacked, so I ran to the lifeguard to bring it to his attention. All he said was

okay, I will be there in a second. Then once he realized that the person wasn't joking around he started to go after him, he started swimming and then

the shark moved closer and closer. Out of no where came a speed boat to his rescue.

At least, he thought it was coming to his rescue. His hopes faded quickly though as the people on the boat waved and smiled at him while it sped past. The shark smiled too, he look

as if his fondest wishes had just come true. Maybe they had. Maybe though...

maybe they had not. Ultimately what happened was that his fondant dishes came through, which was good enough.He looked into the sky & watched another shooting star fall in the sky.