"Turn the music up," he shouted. She could

"Turn the music up," he shouted. She could hear his voice through the thin walls of the apartment complex. Who was he shouting to? The music suddenly got ....

louder. The walls started to vibrate. Plaster chips fell, the rats in the wall scurried away. Blood poured from her ears. Until the wall was gone. There he was in his apt. with Bos

well, Samual Johnson's biographer."A man who is tired of London is tired of life." he said archly. The apartment collapsed. What.s that got to do with

the price of tea in China? He arched his eyebrow this time when he asked that question. "I have no idea," replied Archibald, "But it's neither here nor there." Arching his back aga

-inst his cat in a heated arch-off, Archibald failed to see his arch-nemesis, Straight Harry, paralellizing his tea cups. "How can I meet my 'arch' quota now? Are there synonyms

For transmogrified that the average joe can understand? Perhaps defenestrated would be more accurate. I had defenestrated a demon long ago right into the rush hour traffic. I got

into a habit of casting out demons every morning. Brush teeth, drink coffeee, cast out the Motherless Goat of the Abyssal Sea. The devil plague was almost routine.

There aredemons between the teeth. There were devils in the joints. No need for dentists or doctors. Need a exorcism of your cars transmission? I'm the man! And at 29.95$ per demon

you can rest assured that you are living in the wrong world, I guarantee! Friend, I can see that you are downbeat and destitute, and your car regrets that transmission to the Ones