I had finally reached my goal of annihilating

I had finally reached my goal of annihilating the tyrant of an oppressed nation. One button press was all that was left to do to end it all! But I was hesitant. I shook as I

was so indecisive. I flipped a coin and it rolled under the tac-nuke console. I switched to ennie-minnie-miny-moe. The red button flashed brightly as if nagging me. "Just hold on,

for fucks sake" I muttered, "I can't remember what I decided now." In frustration I snapped, and slammed my fist down on to the button. It's not that I'd made my mind up, rather

that I was just a bit flustered by the whole situation and just felt like pushing the closest button. In retrospect, I should not have pushed the giant red button labeled "Stop it"

but it was too late. The life support system suddenly stopped pumping the life-giving NO2, and the temperature plummeted. The ship's first mate, Janeway, started squealing.

That's when they realized that the ship's first mate was a stow away, it was Babe. He'd run away from the farm to join the merchant marine. Except his hooves were bad for tying

the necessary knots for a proper waterboarding session so he was 'let go'. Babe was crushed but he wasn't going to let a little red tape stand in his way of a pig's big adventure.

realized he'd forgot to bring his own bags when he got to the cashier. This little piggy's unemployment check hadn't arrived, so he was short the $0.40 bag charge and had to decide

whether to try and juggle his items home. Fortunately for onlookers he opted to juggle the items, and a great afternoon was had by everyone who saw the spectacle.