It was super hot in London & everyone fasting

It was super hot in London & everyone fasting for Ramadan was finding 18 hours without water a bit much.

I decided that i must strip nude in order to survive. The only problem was I'm with an elderly woman, and I think she wants the D.

i first considered that she did when she took out her faulse teeth and tried to eat from me. but then i just considered she may be blind and hungry

. Bats are never good company, especially the ones constructed from the vain imaginings of dead empires. Surely that is what we had here. "Gentle little Brother," I intoned.

That's all it took.The creature rose from my shadow, spreading its leathery wings majestically, its eyes rimmed in blood and vengeance. "I am your brother." The bat's voice impaled

the metaphorical being within me. The creature that had always lurked inside my soul now had a shape. It grew to match this bat of revelation, this surprise brother of mine.

He was uglier than me, if that's possible. His ego wasn't as large as mine. Hanging his head down in disbelief at the pointed large feet we inherited from our Circus star Grandpa

Joe. Really, this guy was way ugly. At least it made me feel better as I walked into the arena. I knew this guy would probably destroy me in a minute. But me & my clown feet had a

magicka up a cpl lvls"& thats just what he did. He came back when he was powerful enough 2cast the Avada kerdava curse. Due to mispronounciation,his foe ended up a talking daffodil