Velvita, light of my life, fire of my loins

Velvita, light of my life, fire of my loins

, you melt away my boredom with your tangy, orange

tan. It amuses me to no end when you walk outside looking like a puffed cheeto. I also love your sauve over-bite and cucumber legs. Only you can bring me to tears with your

voice that could make glass shatter and the medusa hair that you can never tame. I try not to cringe when you

look at me, but I just can't help myself.

I'm locked in a room with grape flavored fun dip, and I'm not supposed to have any? Yeah right, it took me a nanosecond to tear open the packs, eat the sugar stick and pour the

fun dip down my throat. Tasted amazing, but I started to choke and cough. Purple sugar dust went everywhere and my heart began to race. Why can't I get this door unlocked?

The purple sugar dust made me think of the beautiful fairies and unicorns that I saw by the ocean as the Mermainds blew fairy dust into the air.

I stuck out my six-foot tongue to capture to sweet goodness of the purple sugar dust. Mmmmm...I'd never tasted anything so magically delicious! The mermaids' tinkling laughter