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Compensating for wind, distance, and the

  • Compensating for wind, distance, and the curvature of the earth, Earl took aim at the unsuspecting

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  • unicorn and let it fly. The spear whizzed through the air and, to Earl's demise, it missed the animal and

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  • crushed it's little partner, My Little Pony. Horrified, as this was not the intended target, Earl launched a second

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  • attack this time killing his mother

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  • board. He wished that he had listened to IT guys everywhere and backed up his work. Instead, he spent his time

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  • searching the web trying to replace his precious pron collection. It had taken him years to track down Peter North's

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  • Original penis. It is a well known fact of the underground porn world that his penis is actually a watergun.

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  • They called him the Super Soaker, all rights reserved.

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  • He was able to piss on people from 10 yards away and drench them in a sea of urine. He is and always will be #1 Hero.

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  • The arc from his urine was beautiful. It glistened in the sun, and the elders used to comment how the

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