Compensating for wind, distance, and the

Compensating for wind, distance, and the curvature of the earth, Earl took aim at the unsuspecting

unicorn and let it fly. The spear whizzed through the air and, to Earl's demise, it missed the animal and

crushed it's little partner, My Little Pony. Horrified, as this was not the intended target, Earl launched a second

board. He wished that he had listened to IT guys everywhere and backed up his work. Instead, he spent his time

searching the web trying to replace his precious pron collection. It had taken him years to track down Peter North's

Original penis. It is a well known fact of the underground porn world that his penis is actually a watergun.

They called him the Super Soaker, all rights reserved.

He was able to piss on people from 10 yards away and drench them in a sea of urine. He is and always will be #1 Hero.

The arc from his urine was beautiful. It glistened in the sun, and the elders used to comment how the