I wish I could show you all my new breasts.
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I wish I could show you all my new breasts. They look GREAT! No longer can Jefforama call me "Wheelbarrow T*ts." I'm all perky now! With my new-found confidence, I decided to
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seduce Vladimir Putin and so avert the current crisis in the Ukraine. "Vladi," I cooed. "Care to peruse my boobs, they're brand spanking new!" He looked interested so I whipped off
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my spanx and lett my gigantic belly rolls go. A sniper hiding in one of my love handles opened fire. Putin whipped off his spanx too! All his fat flew out like egg noodles in a zip
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Pered pouch. This makes for a great folding story some three years later, now that Putin has agreed to a Nixonian detente with Trump. He sent love handles to his nemesis, Obama.
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Obama saw them for what they were and forwarded them to the appropriate agencies. Some of the Craizies are still taking orders from Their President Trump from Federal Prison. Queen
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of England Elizabeth II has obliterated all of the other kings of the other countries by her special power of going everywhere not even the bishops or the pope can stop her. Obama
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was wowed by Queen Elizabeth II's ability to go everywhere and asked her if she could also travel into other dimensions. Her tight red lips bent into a mischievous little smile.
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"Quantum travel to other dimensions is indeed possible..." she mused. Royal travel to the outer reaches was commonplace, but Queen Elizabeth II's inter-dimensional exploits were
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Frankly, worse than the Queen Mother's. Who would've thought, out of all the different theories about the universe, David Ickes was the most right? Queen Liz ate a star hungrily
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and became one with the universe. "Push!" said the doctor, "She's crowning!" "My Liz, you can see her? Is she... ?" "A lizard? Yes," the doctor replied, "just like the rest of us."
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- Started
- 2014-04-27 13:35:06
- Finished
- 2019-06-27 14:43:49
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LordVacuity Jun 27 2019 @ 14:51
To serve man.
Toogs Jun 27 2019 @ 16:03
brb submitting this as a Twilight Zone spec script
PurpleProf Jun 27 2019 @ 16:29
How embarrassing. I must have still been on my pain meds when I started this story. Apologies, everyone. HAHA!
LordVacuity Jun 27 2019 @ 16:35
I'm not saying anything other than that i am enjoying my Australian licorice. I'm just saying.
PurpleProf Jun 27 2019 @ 23:52
Australian licorice is the best!
SlimWhitman Jul 20 2019 @ 13:04
No need for apologies, PP. I think even without meds, many a longtime folder exclaims (or thinks) "I wrote that??" I just take it as a fun surprise - or you could always claim 'someone' hijacked your acct... :-)
PurpleProf Jul 20 2019 @ 18:46
For those of you who might be wondering... Soon after I started playing FoldingStory, I was diagnosed with very aggressive stage 3 breast cancer. I had to go through a lot...chemo, radiation, multiple surgeries, etc... I couldn't go anywhere or do hardly anything. FoldingStory was one of my healing ways. You kept me laughing...and it's true that laughter is the best medicine. So I keep playing, meeting y'all from all over and enjoying this little game we do.
angelfish Jul 27 2019 @ 12:53
So sorry to hear that PP and hope you’re well now. What an excellent way to heal! x
Woab Jul 27 2019 @ 16:12
You're precious to us, Prof! Creativity is a healer.
PurpleProf Jul 29 2019 @ 00:21
Yes! I am going on six years in remission. Thank you! 100% agree: creativity, fun, friends, and laughing are all powerful healing forces.