New York music is music that starts with

New York music is music that starts with horn

Beep beep!

Very good. You've found the magic button.

But the magic button won't solve your problems. Go on. Press it. What do you feel? Nothing but disappointment. This is the magic button's magic: it perfectly summarises life.

Life is a dream, but not a lucid one, for you have no control. See the magic button's "Made in Shanghai" sticker? We outsource magic to a city whose Disneyland hasn't opened yet.

This city will not have an open Disneyland for quite some time. More often than not a city has to wait for around six quasi months for theirs to be presentable. Regardless...this w

eekend will be the first time a Disneyland has ever been open for this city. The people are buzzing with excitement. The mayor will be due to speak at the opening ceremony, with

his entourage and false dignity, as mayors always acquire. Everyone was still so excited about a Disneyland opening for this city. I was even more excited because

I would finally get to sneak into one of the rides, build a hut behind the scenery, and fulfill my dream of living life as an animatronic banjo playing possum.