The sea pedaling gypsy is taking a ride in

The sea pedaling gypsy is taking a ride in the ambulance. Once again, against what is desired. The thought police must protect and defend from outrageous ethos and perplexing

deviant behavior. As a member of the police, I detected double-plus ungood thoughts about the last fold. Brain scan proceeding. I hereby arrest you for Trivial Loitering. Please go

to your nearest Folder Reprogramming Center. Your IP and fingerprint has been registered. Further double plus ungood folds will be penalized. Big Exquisite Corpse is watching.

It is always watching. The Eye. It's sticky film coating the shattered veins throbbing in the yellowed flesh. It sits in the nest of servo's and wires like a rotten egg, capturing

everything it sees and hears and smells and it can read minds too - thoughts are part of the gathering process as well. Yes, The Eye contains the ability of the 5 senses. Powerful.

Many believe the most powerful of the 5 senses is the sense of Entitlement. But according to a recent survey, 83% of Americans say Texting is the most powerful sense. The 3rd sens

sense, they say, is the sense of humour and it seems this one is also strong among them. Or maybe they just misunderstood what they were asked about. Let's talk about common sense.

Common sense is the good sense and sound judgement applied in practical matters." Continued the professor.

, who stood there patiently (professors are used to such shenanigans). "'A penny for your thoughts,'" explained the professor, "means I wondered what you were thinking." I slumped.