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"I faked my own death. It just, well there

  • "I faked my own death. It just, well there was just way too much bullshit and I guess I'd rather be free and on my own than famous." I stared at Michael Jackson in disbelief
  • as he moon walked to the kitchen to make Bubbles a banana daiquiri. "Besides," said the King of Pop, "everyone knows that you live forever in Neverland. I'll have enough time to s
  • eparate all the peas from all the carrots in all the frozen peas&carrots packages in the world, for all time. No matter how fast they are produced, I'll be there. The King of Pop
  • is not Michael Jackson. Pick anyone else other than him. Someone with talent. Someone who earned his fanbase. Someone not a pedophile. Peas and carrots rained from the skies
  • would surely be a dead giveaway that something was amiss, but the townfolk gave it nary a thought, and went about their normal routine, only slightly hindered by the falling veg.
  • It smelled like a public washroom, my eyes watered like prior to Spring bloom. I put a plug on my nose, but then it hurt, like the thorns on a rose. Beauty is danger, whispered my
  • reflection in the mirror. Thank god then neither I nor anyone around me was in no danger because even I had to admit I am butt ugly. Turning away from my hideous face, I
  • knocked my meatball from the top of my plate of spaghetti onto the table. The meatball then rolled onto the floor and out the door. My hideous face had been so
  • terribly beaten that when I looked into the mirror, the sight of my swollen eye and split lips resembled the lone meatball laying on the floor. I lost my appetite. Little did Henry
  • know that the meatball came from his extensive collection, nestling in velvet cups, displayed to perfection. I get sad sometimes, but not too sad. Just sad enough to sigh a little
Started
2011-07-19 11:58:53
Finished
2013-02-22 17:12:41

4 Comments

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    PurpleProf Feb 22 2013 @ 17:41

    I once heard that Michael Jackson (aka Henry) had a meatball collection in Neverland.
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    inatick Feb 22 2013 @ 20:58

    I don't understand how you would collect meatballs? My fold is influenced by the comedy version of "On top of old smoky" .. "On top of spaghetti".
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    Zetawilk Feb 23 2013 @ 01:58

    I love meatball subs. I eat one maybe once a year. It's my vice. I remember I started asking for pepperoni on them from Subway (because I wanted to spruce them up with variety somehow), and I soon thereafter witnessed an advert for Subway about a meatball sub with pepperoni. I've had moments like that before, but usually with vocabulary. I'll learn some unsuspecting word and then see or hear it crop up everywhere. We never have meatballs on our spaghetti, though.
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    lucielucie Feb 23 2013 @ 03:32

    Oh... I have a small meatball collection. Am I the only one??

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