The desperate demons threw themselves against

The desperate demons threw themselves against the windows and nightmares and means of breath at Marshrow Priory, but Abbess Agatha welcomed the lost souls with compassion and

and generosity. Agatha was a nun who radiated kindness, even to these demons, poor creatures, who were bound for hell. She couldn't help feeling sorry for their fate in defiance of

a God who knew all. She knelt in prayer. Her words were simple and selfless. "All seeing One, I pray that forgiveness is possible for all the creatures of this world & any other."

Due to the laws of physics, her simple prayer reached the Diety on Baldicon I in the Virgo Cluster 15 million years later. He saw the justness of her request & granted amnesty to

But she just sighed and rolled her eyes as she corrected the spelling and grammar on each and every one of their Men's Rights signs and sent them out to their rally with a sandwich

& pink crocheted penis caps. There! They ought to feel empowered now. This will all blow over in a few days, this "Men's Rights Movement" or whatever it was. She giggled when

she thought about the puppies in a bag with a yellow python that was waiting for her at Will Call at the opera house. She'd already forgotten the man and the Men's Rights Movement.

The security guide was built like a wrestler. No one dared mess with him. The puppies were safe at home when the yellow Python escaped. It made the local newscast. Reporters

all got eaten by the Python. The Python ate everyone in the city, save the security guard and the puppies. They will live forever in their safe little house on the edge of town.