So there I was, sitting in a dimly lit room

So there I was, sitting in a dimly lit room with my hands cuffed behind a chair. They finally got me. The voice of Detective Leonard McGee could be heard from the intercom system -

"So, thought you could untangle our little operation aye?" Slowly, fowl smelling gas began to seep into the room, but it didn't make me sleepy, I became more and more awake, until

I suddenly gained the power to untangle the operation! I took apart those damn knots like it was nobody's business, the gas was more bovine smelling now so Charles and I

ran for the door. But soon, two great, armored cows burst through the opposite door. One clearly had udders due to the obvious bulge in her armor. Both of us froze in our tracks

literally. Hard icicles clung to our feet preventing our escape. These were no ordinary armoured cows; these were the kings bovine warlocks.

we melted the ice, and the cows sank into the water. "Cows can't swim," I said, puffing out my chest. At least, I thought they couldn't. But then I heard a distinct moo, and

the damn thing floated. Little Bobby smiled with glee. The captain then order us to grab some rope and tie the cows together. Was this our way back home? Little did we knew at the

time that Little Bobby was a hired hitman. His latest job was to kill the captain. He grapped the nearest

hook he could and escaped. He's was kind of an asshole and say'd "WE SEE ON PART TWOOOO!" I screamed "THERE'S NO PART TWOOOO!" He say'd "SCREW YOUUU". Shit.